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...I'll just lie back and think pleasant thoughts. Chicken pot pie... Chocolate covered RAIsins... EEGlazed Hammmmm... They think I'm crazy...
But I know better... It is not I who am crazy... It is I who am MAD!... Didn't you hear 'em? Didn't you see the crowds?!! Oh my beloved ice cream bar... How I love to lick your creamy center... eeyaaarghruch... eeyaarghrunch... eeyaarghrunch... And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering...
You're not like the others... You like the same things I do... Wax paper... Boiled football leather... Dog breath... WE'RE NOT HITCHHIKING ANYMORE... WE'RE RIDING...
(Stop it. You're talking crazy)
Oh no... I know what you want... You coveteth my ice cream bar!
(Come on now)
No you don't! You can't take it from me now! I've had this ice cream bar since I was a child... People... Always trying to take it from me... Whydon't they leave me ALONE?!!!
(Easy now...)
Back off man!!!... Don't make me use this... One step closer, I'm warning ya... Don't make me use it! Now you've done it! You... forced me to use it!!!...
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