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MrMaxwell · 02-07-2013, 07:14 PM

I am LOVING scottrade, thus far.

They have amazing service... I thought that them having B&M locations and all of that would make them more expensive, but, that doesn't appear to be happening to me yet.

I even got a phone call from some broad with the voice of an angel.. I saved the voicemail I liked her voice so much. I HATE voice mail- but I appreciated hers. She sounded coherent, professional, and like sex itself. Good sex. THEN I called up today to talk with them, and, that same woman answered without having to be on hold or anything. AND- she was helpful.

All of this even though I only deposited a few hundred bucks!! I really appreciate when a company treats you like a big account even if you're nothing. That means that they give a fuck.

Also- you can deposit money instantly without any extra fees (if you allow their software to login to a bank account) ..... Can't trade shares under $3 for three days but most my old broker took that fucking long to figure out they were supposed to initiate a transfer.

02-07-2013, 07:14 PM
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I am LOVING scottrade, thus far. They have amazing service... I thought that them having B&M locations and all of that would make them more expensive, but, that doesn't appear to be happening to me yet. I even got a phone call from some broad with the voice of an angel.. I saved the voicemail I liked her voice so much. I HATE voice mail- but I appreciated hers. She sounded coherent, professional, and like sex itself. Good sex. THEN I called up today to talk with them, and, that same woman answered without having to be on hold or anything. AND- she was helpful. All of this even though I only deposited a few hundred bucks!! I really appreciate when a company treats you like a big account even if you're nothing. That means that they give a fuck. Also- you can deposit money instantly without any extra fees (if you allow their software to login to a bank account) ..... Can't trade shares under $3 for three days but most my old broker took that fucking long to figure out they were supposed to initiate a transfer.