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Originally Posted by Scott McD
"Hey, look what i bought for my spoiled brats!"
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Make no mistake, there are millions of parents like that all over N America, and if you happen to get in their way while they're in their Christmas frenzy of psychotic decadence they will eat you alive and spit out the bones.
There's no more fiersome carnivore on the planet than a soccer mom at the mall on Dec. 24th.