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Title: Facebook.com killed my dog.
Description:
One fine morning, I fed my pet doberman dogfeed and left him inside a cage. I went to Facebook.com and found out I shouldn't have force fed the dog with five pounds of expired Alpo. The cage was also connected to a generator that produced enough electricity to lit two houses. I knew something was wrong when I could smell hair burning and found out Alpo exploded like popcorn inside the dog's belly. The exploded Alpo filled the dogs stomach and rushed out of the doberman's smoldering maw. I blame Facebook for killing my dog. The end.
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