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If you can't give yourself a blowjob, you'll need to escape. Fire about twenty RPG rounds at the wall, digging a nice tunnel to the back yard. Sweet freedom. If you forgot your RPG, then prop your legs up on something and try harder to reach that dick. The neck muscles can be stretched over time and once you can touch your tongue to the purple helmet, you know its only a matter of time.
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