Shotsie

Yeah, this is the ridiculous shit I'm talking about - the "creampie" scenario. Which I'm assuming started out as just, you know, regular fucking except the guy blows his load inside her, and has devolved now into a whole subgenre where the girl lets the jizz dribble out of her gaping ass into a martini glass which is on top of a plexiglass coffee table so you can shoot from below, and then drinks out of the glass. Or one of these absurdly staged “amateur” porns that reintroduces theatrical acting into the porn - a scenario where the girl repeatedly says “don’t cum inside me don’t cum inside me” and then he cums inside her, albeit holding his dick so only the very tip is in her to insure the jizz remains fully visible as the camera cuts to it oozing out before panning up to the girl’s face where she is cartoonishly slanting her eyebrows into an “angry” expression while berating him. Like, he can't just fucking cum in the girl, a natural act that people have enjoyed for thousands of years - no, it has to be her theatrically yelling “cum in my pussy you fucker” and then he pulls out so just the barest tip of his dick is still in so the most possible jizz will graphically ooze out. I mean, fuck man. I am amazed that the entire "mainstream" porn industry hasn't collapsed as a result of all the shitty fucking porn they put out.