Originally Posted by Jon

Someone just needs to hire her and promote her, quickly, to CEO of a major corporation. This way, everything will finally make perfect sense in regards to her being a complete, fucking imbecile and uber space cadet and total fail at everything in her life EXCEPT for having kids without ever having fucked a single man to get her pregnant, because she is a total pro and wizard genius at that.

The reason she needs to be a CEO in corporate America, is so they can pay her vast sums of cash that she can bleed them dry (less cash to fight lawsuits and lobby Washington with instead of seeking welfare) and more importantly that most of those guys operate perfectly fine along the lines of zero-logic too. If it makes too much sense, they opt for doing the exact opposite. Interestingly enough, many politicians subscribe to the same logic too.

Oh, and thank you AVN for nominating her for four awards. Then again, its been a slow year for celeb sex tapes so I guess you can't be totally blamed... But wait... she claims she is going to be in Vegas to attend the AVN awards show, AND even though she's on welfare, again, she's also got a pr rep?? WTF???