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[LIST=1][*]Renounce the republican and the tea party.
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You are allowed to be a US republican in Canada (though there are almost none of them, because he, we're smarter than that.
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[*]Throw your guns into a iron smelter
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Canadians are gun lovers too. There are just less crazy gun lovers here.
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[*]Swear an oath promising to not engage in doing jack ass like things.
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We're all allowed to be jackasses. Look at me!
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[*]Learn not to snicker or sneer at other's misfortunes.
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Totally legal here. In fact it's on TV. Watch "Just for Laughs: Gags".
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[*]Remember and live by the canadien slogan that stranger is just a friend you have not met yet.
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Works for me, stranger!
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[*]Stop going to McDonalds because it is only for tourist.
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Never! A big Mac, especially when you're drunk, us just too damn delicious to give up.
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[*]Learn to speak some french... with a québécois accent.
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TRUE - Especially if you live in Quebec. Otherwise you will feel like a second class citizen. Unless of course you're like me and don't give a fuck.
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[*]Stop being a baptist or any other born again racist asshole.
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Lots of racists here - especially in Quebec.
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[*]Never say "we are number 1 again" while torturing small animals or a poor person.
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Isn't Bum Fights an American invention?
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[*]Have coffee at least once a month with a gay man and discuss the theory of equality
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There are too many beautiful women in Canada, especially in Montreal, to even want to do that.
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[*]Have a snowball fight then play hockey in the streets and never keep score.
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That is, my friend, one of the most fun things to do in Canada.
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Unless of course you decide to move to Alberta.
In which case you can continue to be a loud mouthed asshole that calls everyone pinko commie faggots, hates gays, immigrants, the french and believes women should learn to make their own shoes if they want them so badly. Be prepared to help rednecks cheat in any election they want. And be a closet homosexual but deny it by showing everyone how big your gun is and how many you own while proudly boasting how much oil you waste and green house gases you dump into the atmosphere.
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Are you sure you're not talking about Texas?