I need to start throwing my own parties, but I tend to not trust people around all my electronics.
I'm supposed to party with the black chick that sensed my love of facials without any discussion.
Trouble is, any planning I do with her has either be in text (very slow communication) or in person, the reason is because when we talk on the phone I can't understand a damn thing she is saying

She's a nice girl though.
My best times have been at gay bars with drag shows, those are fun
