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Old 12-24-2012, 11:37 AM  
Shotsie
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So is Santa.
Ahh, yes, Santa is watching also, but he is not jerking off. Santa saves his loads all year for the millions of unhappy housewives around the globe that he bangs on the soot covered hearth while he's dropping off presents. When Santa sets off on his sleigh from the North Pole tonight his balls will be like some swollen half-fermented fruit hanging overrripe from the tree ready to fall off.

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I don't believe that
Oh, but it's true nonetheless.
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