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Old 12-21-2012, 03:37 AM  
Matt 26z
So Fucking Banned
 
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Originally Posted by Dirty F View Post
Someone makes up a Nostradamus quote (who never predicted anything that actually happened to begin with in the first place), added a Psy video in the mix (a fucking PSY VIDEO!!) and combined that with a non existing story about a Maya doomsday prediction.
And here you are, posting it on gfy like it is real.

I need a moment to process this.
I've seen a lot of crazy stuff on gfy but this...man...
There is one other thing I didn't tell you.

I have been abducted by aliens several times since I was a child. I don't actually remember what happened, just that it happened. It's like how you went on a vacation or something as a small child and you remember it, but you don't really remember it. They have a way of erasing your short term memory enough so that when you come back you only retain a very basic surface emotion of what happened. But I was left with a recurring message; that I will play a key role in something very big in the new age. In about 30 minutes the power will be mine. You can make your posts laughing at me all you want. But you do not deserve the riches of my new Jerusalem.
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