Little Suzie is in the garden helping her father, when she comes across 2 spiders mating ...
"Daddy, what are they doing ??" asked Suzie ...
"Why, there mating.", replied her father.
"What is the one on top?" asked Suzie.
"That is a Daddy Longlegs." said her father.
"And is the one on the bottom a Mummy Longlegs?" quizzed Suzie.
"No ... they are both Daddy Longlegs" was her father's reply.
Suzie thought about this for a moment, and then stomped the two little spiders into the ground!
"Why did you do that?!?" asked her father.
"We won't be having any of that shit in our garden !!!"
