On Dec. 21/2012 - early in the morning if you look due south with a telescope you can see planet Nibiru flashing it's high beams at earth to get the fuck outta the way.
I just ordered my new 5,125 year calendar. The Fed-ex guy delivered it in 3 boxes.
Note to the ladies:
The next Mayan Calendar will have 5,200 Mayan firemen in it. All in the buff.
Spoiler Alert! - at the end of the new 5,125 year calendar...the NHL lock-out is still ongoing.
A squirrel does not know what day it is. Man created the system we call time, to mark off the rise and setting of the sun. it is helpful if you want to meet someone at a particular moment, but it is actually quite irrelevant in the scheme of things. Humans have been predicting the demise of the planet since we started to communicate with each other; because the world has always been a dangerous place, yet the ball keeps turning. This beautiful place we call earth is not going anywhere until our star, the sun, supernovas or some twisted human sets off a nuclear conflagration. what will be the next doomsday after the sun sets on Dec.21st, no one knows at the moment but i am sure books are being written and Metzler type alarmists are seeking new ways to cash in on the paranoia of fraglie humans. Folks you have more to fear from the guy next to you in line than you do from the non-existent planet Nibiru.
Enjoy your Christmas, if you believe in such things.
