DUC: "Does your Mom know what you do for a living?"
Mom: "You're a stockbroker, aren't you?"
DUC: "Put her on the phone for one minute."
Kevin Blatt: "I'll give you one minute with her."
Mom: "Yes."
DUC: "How did you like the wedding?"
Mom: "It was outstanding. And since we're such a sentimental emotional family, it was total tears. We carried buckets down the aisle."
DUC: "Do you think Kevin will ever get married?"
Mom: "If he lowers his standards, maybe."
Kevin: "And if I stop dating whores."
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