Well, thinking constructively... we need a plan:
1) Make a country full with freeloaders who never signup to a pay site, not signup to free sponsors... just burn bw.
2) Bomb that country and explain to the public why did you bomb it (a banner of your site rolling during you are on the tv would be nice too).
3) Wait the signups to come.
4) If your ratio drops to something under 1:5... repeat procedure again.
