A muslim friend of mine told me this joke, so im not a rasist or anything, just to keep things clear, I am also a beliver, so im sorry to thoose who may be offended
Do you know why the muslims go down and pray 5 times a day????
In the beggining of time, God went to jesus and told him....
If I may fuck you in the ass, all the cristians will have good times forever and ever......Jesus where thinking.....well ok, you can do this.....so god fuck jesus in the ass...and as you all can see, the cristans have it quit good now....
The God went to the Rabbie, and said...If I can fuck you in the ass...all your people will have alot of money and be risch for all times....... and as you all see, the jews are with wealth and have alot of money.....
Then God went to The prophet, and told him....If I may fuck you in the ass, the muslims will have good wealth and have a good future....the prophet say without thinking....NO NO NO nothing come in only out of my ass....
and ass you all see now these days, the muslims have war, and most are poor...
so now all the muslims go down and pray 5 times a day, telling and praying..please god come and fuck me
Again...im sorry in these offended anyone, but this joke was told to me by a Muslim...