Originally Posted by mavruda

A farmer with a big livestock breeding, mostly pigs, ram lambs, and goats was looking for a vet doc to take the vacant place. Because the farmer was pretty busy man, he asked an agency to find the right person for this position. In week or two they called him on phone just to inform him that they are about to send him young female specialist.
- She's very pleasant person, graduated the University two days ago....- they say.
- What ?!?!? I need experienced person with over 15years of work as vet, who worked at a zoo - if possible!!! And you are sending me a rookie!!!....
- Look, sir - she might be young, and maybe she has no experience at all but she's got extraordinary skill - she can understand the language of any animal !!!! Tell you what - let her work for a month free of charge - and if you're not happy afterwards, we will send you a person with the experience, deal ?!
- Okay - Deal.

Then at the big farm comes a beautiful woman. - Pleased to meet you sir - I'm your new vet. The farmer was man of the deeds, so he just went straight to the point:
- They say you're talking with the animals - come with me to prove it! He brought her to a swine with something like 10 little piggies .
- What the swine is saying - the farmer asked.
- She said that she gave a birth to 11 piggies, but now she has just 10, and she knows that the farmer - you - took her kid.
- Hmm - the farmer said nothing, but they proceeded to the sheep section. - Baaaaa ! - what that sheep said - the farmer asked. And the vet translated:
- She gave a birth to 2 lambs - she's got one lamb now, but also she said that you -the farmer know where is the other one, because you took it.
- Hmmm... the farmer said nothing, but he was pretty impressed because of the incredible skill of the beautiful doc.... - Come, let me show you your office - you got the job.
While they were crossing the back yard a herd of goats passes near them and one of the goats stoped and bleated. The farmer said immediately :

- Don't listen to her! - it was two months ago and I was drunk!


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Originally Posted by seeandsee

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