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Old 11-02-2012, 10:42 PM  
Spunky
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A young boy way taken away from his parents because he was being abused. When he was questioned in court, the judge asked him who he'd rather live with. The boy said "well I don't want to live with my Dad because he beats me. I won't live with my Mom because she beats me too... So I guess I'll have to live with the Toronto Maple Leafs because they don't beat anybody!".
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