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80 year old man:
My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor:
Let me tell you a story.
A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The lion drops dead!
Old man:
That's impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.
Doctor:
MY POINT EXACTLY!
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