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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car starts to overheat. He pulls into an auto-shop, but the only mechanic is busy and it will take him a while to get around to looking at the penguin's car, so the penguin decides to take a walk through town.

Well, he isn't accustomed to the Arizona heat and has soon worked up a sweat so is relieved when he sees an ice cream shop. He orders a big bowl of vanilla ice cream, and not having thumbs ignores the spoon in favor of using his flippers to shovel the cool goodness towards his mouth. Ice cream is flying all over the place - it's on his beak, it's on his chest, it's all over the table, it's even on the walls behind him!

Newly refreshed, he heads back to the mechanic who by now is sure to have diagnosed the problem with the car. When he gets there, the mechanic tells him "well, it looks like you blew a seal."

To which, the penguin replies, "no, it's just ice cream."

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