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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff
that 90 minutes feels like 4 hours with those girly men running back and forth not scoring.
1. In football you run and rip someone to the ground and then do a happy dance. In soccer you run and slide and hit someone in the shin guard? And then help them up?
2. In football you use brute strength to throw a ball 85-yards for six points. In soccer you use your whole body strength to kick a ball 85 yards for a slight chance at one point.
3 In football when you score you run around and head-but each other and chest bump each other, because its awesome. In soccer when you score a point you high five each other and only head-but when your angry.
4. Football is the No.1 contact sport, soccer is No. 2.
5. More people watch football in America then soccer and that's, because we suck at soccer and are amazing at football.
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1. A guy celebrates every 20 seconds for doing his job, you made a tackle, so what?
2. I'm pretty sure Quarterbacks are using much more than their arm to launch that ball, they work out their entire body to be able to do that.
3. Don't even know where to go with this one, players celebrate 1 tackle better than most touchdowns
4. True
5. And now we have the truth.... you guys aren't the best at something so won't welcome it. Could have just said this and left out every other point
