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Three mice were in a pub and all were quite pissed. They started to compete on who was the toughest. The first mice said "When I'm looking for exercise, I go find mousetraps so I can practice bench-press." The second one laughed and said "That's childs play! I like to eat rat poison just to get a bit dizzy." The third one finished his drink and said "I don't have time for this bullshit, I have to go home and fuck the cat".
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..and I'm off.
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