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Old 06-23-2003, 04:32 AM  
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the teacher asks rebecca to make a sentence with the word influenca in it.
Rebecca says I had the flue and mommy said it was influenca.
The teacher says very good rebecca.
Little johny is up the back of class fucking around so the teacher asks Johnny make a sentence with the word contagious in it.
Johhny said dad and i went to the football and on the way home a box of oranges feel of the back of the truck and hit the road.
Dad said it will take that c-u-n-t-ages to pick them up.

little johnie saw his mum in the shower and was so currious he asked his dad "whats that big gap inbetwwen mums legs?"
Dad replied thats where i hit her with the axe.
Johnny replied good shot dad right in the c-u-n-t.

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