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> > Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were spending the night in a hotel
> > room.
> >
> > Donald wanted to have sex with Minnie. The first thing
> > Minnie asked was, "Do you have a condom?"
> >
> > Donald frowned and said "No."
> >
> > Minnie told Donald that if he didn't get a condom they could not have
> > sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
> >
> > So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel
> > clerk if they had condoms.
> >
> > "Yes, we do," the clerk said, and pulled one out from
> > under the counter and gave it to Donald.
> >
> > The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your
> > bill?"
> >
> > "No!" Donald yelled. "What kind of a pervert do you think
> > I am?
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