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>COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
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> A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the
> man
> opposite her was smiling at her.
>
> She immediately moved to another seat.
>
> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The
> man seemed more amused.
>
> When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
> complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
>
>
> The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20
> years old) what he had to say for himself.
>
> The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the
> lady got on
> the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat
> under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming"
> and I grinned.
>
> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's
> Liniment will reduce the swelling",and I had to smile.
>
>
> Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big
> Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
>
> BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
> under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could
> have prevented this Accident".....I just lost it.
>
>
>
>
> "CASE DISMISSED!!"
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