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Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
My ****** I can paint him whatever color I want.
What's the difference between a ****** and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead ****** in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.
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