ok, this is a favorite joke of one of my friends....it's pretty good
a guy walks into the kitchen and tells his wife they are going hunting.
his wife says she doesn't want to go hunting, so the guy says I'll give ya 3 choices...
a) you can come hunting
b) you can suck my dick
or
c) I can fuck you in the ass
the wife thinks for a second and says she will suck his dick, so she gets on her knees and takes his cock in her mouth and then quickly moves away and spits on the floor saying "that tastes like shit!"
the guy replies "yeah, the dog didn't want to go either"