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posted it before.. but what the hell...
There's a guy walking along the beach meditating. Suddenly he yells out, "God just give me one wish, that's is all that I ask."
Immediately a booming voice comes out of the heavens, and says, "Ok son, you have earned it. What would you like?" The guy says, I'd like you to build me a bridge to all the way to Hawaii. I love Hawaii, and that way I could go visit anytime I wanted. God says, "I can do this, but that would take a tremondous amount of infrastructure and isn't that sort of materialistic? Try and think something a little more simple and yet still honors me."
The guy thinks a long time and says, "Ok, that beautiful creation of yours, the woman, I want to understand her. I want to know what it means when she gives me the silent treatment, what she is thinking, why she changes her mind all the time. I want to understand a woman."
God says, "Would you like two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"
Bugout
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