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Originally posted by Tala
okay, that was bad. Very bad.
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But not as bad as this one.
A kid walked in the bathroom just as his mom was getting out of the shower. He asks, "what are those things on your chest?" Not wanting to answer she told him to leave so she could get dressed.
The next day the boy went up to his dad and asked "What are those things on Mommy's chest?" Dad replied "They are balloons so when Mommy dies they will inflate and she will float to heaven.
A couple weeks later the father comes home early and his son runs out and screams "Daddy, Daddy, Mom is dying"
The father ask "what are you talking about?"
"Well, Uncle Harry is blowing up her balloons and she's yelling 'Oh God I'm coming'"