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An American, a Brit and an Aussie are having a few beers and arguing over who had the best memory.
"Well, I can remember seeing my parents house as they brought me home from the hospital!" the American exclaimed proudly.
The Brit takes a swig of his beer, "I can remember the doc slapping me on the arse moments after I was born"
The Aussie orders another round of beers for his mates, turns and says "I remember going to a nightclub with me dad, and going home with me mum"
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