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Old 06-23-2003, 12:29 AM  
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Joke Competition - Win 50 Banners!

Only one week remaining in the Blue Design Studios Buy 2 tours, get 1 Free June special!
When purchasing the Buy 2 tours, get 1 Free June special! deal, mention you discovered us via GFY and receive a further 10 banners free!

So to kick off the last week of our june special we are running a joke competition.

Entry is simple - post your joke within the next 24 hours - and the one that provides the most laughs wins 50 Banners!

You can also assist in the judging by posting & voting for the joke that you think is funniest!

Just to get the ball rolling.. here's my joke.. its pretty lame, but if you can't beat it, you don't win the prize :


This guy decides he's going to play a little joke on his wife one day. As she steps out of the shower, he grabs one of her breasts and says, "If you firmed these up a bit, you wouldn't have to keep using your bra." He laughs and laughs.

The next morning, he again catches her as she finishes her shower and grabs her ass and says "If you firmed this up a bit, you wouldn't have to keep using your girdle." Again he laughs and laughs, while his wife plots her revenge.

The next morning as he steps out of the shower, his wife grabbed his penis and says, "If you firmed THIS up a bit, I wouldn't need to keep sleeping with your brother."
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