Nice way to say you got it wrong.
I got 3,000 hits doing 10 minutes work. How hard is that fool?
Now back to your failure of a career.
When you had a team under you, selling advertising space for a top English Newspaper.
How many people was it, remind me the Newspaper again please.
What was your role?
Why did you leave?
Do you miss not having a good job lie that?
Do you think losing that job was why you could only afford to rent a 1 bed flat?
Did you dress well for that job?
AND lastly. This is important. You left the rented flat in Brighton and moved in with your GF. Maybe because the rent was too much for you, so what will you do if your GF kicks you out and when she gets home, do you have a meal ready for her?