"Stripper: Hey, give me a dollar
Me: why?
stripper: "Because im a lesbian. So give me a dollar""
Think I would decline giving a dollar for claiming lesbian and offered $5 for her to prove it.
I love strippers - but many are not the conversationalists they should be. Of course if you can get by on looks and not having to engage in erotic discussions, then I guess the shoes fit so they were theme. It's the strippers that can actually talk dirty while looking clean that get my attention and tips.
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