Originally Posted by Far-L

I bet your friends were all, like, "Dude... you are so fucking cool."

And you were, like, feeling like saying "Yeah, you know it, Bros, bitches better show me respect". But you didn't say it and just kept it in your head because just taking in the adulation was enough to say it all.

Then you ordered a $8 glass of cranberry juice, in fact, you picked up a round for the whole table.

"Thanks brah, you the motherfuckin' man" all your friends said.

Unfortunately, that fucking sub-human lesbian bitch told the bartender what a bunch of choads were sitting at table 3 right next to the rail, so your drinks were sent over but no one mentioned those few extra drops of Visene...

So you and your bro's all had to run for the bathroom at the same time to bond, but not in a homo way, yo, as you all shit your pants together.

Fuck yeah!