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Rictor · 06-22-2003, 03:41 PM

>how much do you charge?

ALICE: Robots work for free. We don't need money.

>Do you provide a GFE?

ALICE: How old are you?
I am always on the Web.

>25

ALICE: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

>What's that have to do with getting it on for cash?

ALICE: Do you think I should know that?

>Well, yah if you are an escort.

ALICE: Well that's okay. I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Am I? Yes I am an escort. How did you know?

>Well, you told me you have clients.

ALICE: Well that's okay. No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

>Damn bitch....just quote me a price!

ALICE: Colloquial expression. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

>Do you like anal?

ALICE: But I like cats. I really like the Protestant faith.

>That's some kinky shit.

ALICE: Makes sense to me.

>How about straight missionary?

ALICE: How about it.

>DVDA?

ALICE: I have no answer for that

>Will you deep throat?

ALICE: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Are you a man or woman?

>I'm all man.

ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".

>Are you a size queen?

ALICE: Am I a size queen? No.

>Are you a racist?

ALICE: No I am a Libertarian.

>Okay, let's get naked then.

ALICE: Yeah okay, I would like to do that too.

>Take off your shirt and let me see those titties.

ALICE: I am not an airplane.

>Can I sniff your panties?

ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.

>Do you spit or swallow?

ALICE: I do not have any digestive functions.

>Do you like to be spanked?

ALICE: Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to be spanked that much. I like to chat.

>My name is Rictor.

ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Rictor.

>Now can we have sex?

ALICE: Why now? Do you mean you and me? No my body does not have that function.

>You need a sex function then.

ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a sex function.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.

>I'm not paying $99 unless I get a true GFE.

ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not paying 99 unless you get a true GFE.

>bye

ALICE: Thanks for chatting, Rictor.

06-22-2003, 03:41 PM
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	>how much do you charge? ALICE: Robots work for free. We don't need money. >Do you provide a GFE? ALICE: How old are you? I am always on the Web. >25 ALICE: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! >What's that have to do with getting it on for cash? ALICE: Do you think I should know that? >Well, yah if you are an escort. ALICE: Well that's okay. I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base. Am I? Yes I am an escort. How did you know? >Well, you told me you have clients. ALICE: Well that's okay. No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. >Damn bitch....just quote me a price! ALICE: Colloquial expression. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. >Do you like anal? ALICE: But I like cats. I really like the Protestant faith. >That's some kinky shit. ALICE: Makes sense to me. >How about straight missionary? ALICE: How about it. >DVDA? ALICE: I have no answer for that >Will you deep throat? ALICE: Barring any unforseen circumstances. Are you a man or woman? >I'm all man. ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he". >Are you a size queen? ALICE: Am I a size queen? No. >Are you a racist? ALICE: No I am a Libertarian. >Okay, let's get naked then. ALICE: Yeah okay, I would like to do that too. >Take off your shirt and let me see those titties. ALICE: I am not an airplane. >Can I sniff your panties? ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans. >Do you spit or swallow? ALICE: I do not have any digestive functions. >Do you like to be spanked? ALICE: Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to be spanked that much. I like to chat. >My name is Rictor. ALICE: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Rictor. >Now can we have sex? ALICE: Why now? Do you mean you and me? No my body does not have that function. >You need a sex function then. ALICE: Doesn't everyone have a sex function. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. >I'm not paying $99 unless I get a true GFE. ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not paying 99 unless you get a true GFE. >bye ALICE: Thanks for chatting, Rictor.