<sung to the tune of golden crisp jingle>
"I guess I forgot to put the foglights in~~"
"He he he... you got the Dud!! <gestures to Milhouse> kinda' looks like you poindexter!!"
<After Stephen Hawking makes a speach>
"Hey, Larry Flynt is right!!"
"It's kind of like that guy who went into space.. what was his name?? Apollo Creed???"
<Homer> "Me and your mom have been talking, and we're thinking about giving up the puppies"
<Bart and Lisa> "NO!!"
<Homer>"Mainly your mother!"
I'm not sure if I got all of these verbatim. And this is one of my favorite Marge quotes:
<Marge: after pulling out Whiskey, Condoms and tampons from a shopping bag> "I don't know what you were planning for tonight, but count me out!"