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Old 10-02-2012, 05:29 PM  
kane
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Originally Posted by RebelR View Post
It's not that he's against hot beverages, it's that Mormons don't believe in caffeine or any other stimulant, be it coffee, cola, tea etc. Something about the body being a temple. I once worked with a Mormon who explained it all to me, nicest guy you ever met, it really was like the Mormon episode of South Park where everyone was so chipper, it made you cringe.
When I was in my early mid 20's I got a job where one of my co-workers was Mormon. She was very nice, sweet person who was very polite. She went to church twice per week and was happy to answer any questions you could have about her religion.

She was also one of the horniest chicks I have ever known. A few weeks after I started working there I went with her and several other people from work to a concert. After the show I ended up back at her house and we were sitting on her couch making out. She climbs on top of me, looks me in the eyes and then says, "I don't like to be left hanging so if you are going to kiss me like that and touch me like that you have to fuck me and make me cum. If you don't want to do that, it's cool, but we probably should stop kissing then."

I hooked up with her a few more times after that, but it was never anything serious. Shortly after I found out she had banged half the guys in the office.

She didn't smoke, drink booze or caffeine, but she clearly was not saving herself for marriage.
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