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2MuchMark · 10-02-2012, 01:45 PM

I completely agree. The first Resident Evil is excellent. It's got a great story, good acting, great pacing, and the tension is none stop. Very well crafted movie.

Resident Evil 2, 3, 4, 5, 6789 are all shit. You just don't give a damn what happens to the characters. Mila Jovovovovovovovitches sex appeal is kind of meh, and her super powers just now seem to come out of nowhere. The movie series even break their own established rules to advance the film series.

They need to realize that bad stories, acting and scripts cannot be saved by good special effects. Please: No more Resident Evil movies.

Oh in case no one remembers, here's another piece of Mila Jovovovovovvitch shit

It is Resident Evil + Futuristic Vampires + lots of questionable style + stupid situations + dance numbers disguised as sword and gun play. All of the characters have a kind of SMART BLUR filter to give them super-smooth (and slighly CG'ish) skin which is distracting and stupid. The very beginning of the movie is a flip-through comic book (think Marvel Movies) that make it look like a comic book adaption even though its not. WTF? The only thing that makes it slightly tollerable is some interesting music here and there and a couple of cool camera moves. Oh and you get to see her bum for a few seconds. That's IT.

10-02-2012, 01:45 PM
2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 49,101	I completely agree. The first Resident Evil is excellent. It's got a great story, good acting, great pacing, and the tension is none stop. Very well crafted movie. Resident Evil 2, 3, 4, 5, 6789 are all shit. You just don't give a damn what happens to the characters. Mila Jovovovovovovovitches sex appeal is kind of meh, and her super powers just now seem to come out of nowhere. The movie series even break their own established rules to advance the film series. They need to realize that bad stories, acting and scripts cannot be saved by good special effects. Please: No more Resident Evil movies. Oh in case no one remembers, here's another piece of Mila Jovovovovovvitch shit It is Resident Evil + Futuristic Vampires + lots of questionable style + stupid situations + dance numbers disguised as sword and gun play. All of the characters have a kind of SMART BLUR filter to give them super-smooth (and slighly CG'ish) skin which is distracting and stupid. The very beginning of the movie is a flip-through comic book (think Marvel Movies) that make it look like a comic book adaption even though its not. WTF? The only thing that makes it slightly tollerable is some interesting music here and there and a couple of cool camera moves. Oh and you get to see her bum for a few seconds. That's IT. __________________ Custom Coding \| Videochat Solutions \| Age Verification \| IT Help & Support www.2Much.net Last edited by 2MuchMark; 10-02-2012 at 01:53 PM..