Originally Posted by Brian837

oh man, I dated one for almost two years, so shy at first but let me do anything, she always wanted to have sex at night thinking people would walk by and hear outside lol, she didn't realize she sounded like 100 cats being run over by a car at 1mph. I hated the squealing but she was so hot, I was doing laundry at her complex one night and the only person in there asks if I heard the cats dieing LOL, i'm like what do you mean. He goes on to tell me about the Asian girl that gets fucked so hard you can hear her a mile away haha 10 seconds later she walks in and I will never forget the look on his face, something you would see on a tv show, go get that neighbor but wear ear plugs oh and they taste like rubber bands when you suck on the titties