garce

All of it. Domains. Sites. The "whole kit and kaboodle" as it were. Started in 1998. Actually quit in 2010. Was offered a deal I could have easily refused, but I took it anyway. After many months of negotiations (ok, maybe two or three days), its - ahh, all gone.

If you have trades with me or worked with me in the past - that's all gone. I have no idea what the new boy is gonna do. I don't care.

This is not a "Shemp" level announcement - because I'm not a bro - but I'm pretty well set for retirement. And I'll continue cashing in my rebills until they dry up.

GFY... So long and thanks for all the fish. And the bright red shirt - even though I was promised a jacket and thong that never arrived - I'm happy with the shirt. You can close this account now, admins.

Baddog, even though I was dick to you at times - I will always love you and Buddy. You've always been polite and professional. I truly wish you the best.

Paul Markham. Just continue doing what you've always been doing.

Nikki99. I would have let you try to - repeatedly - inseminate me, but you seem to have disappeared. That actually worries me a bit...

I got no-one else I give a shit about, except:

Mark Tiarra - thank you for all of the amazing, honest, and candid advice. Sherm, we've never been close - even though we traded links for about 47 years - you are The Last Honest Man. Duke Skywalker. Fuck you and Spermshack. Fuck Shermshack while I'm at it.

May Duke Dollars reign... Oops, I meant to say "rain" - as in "Rain money down on ambitious affiliates who want to get paid on time, every other week."

CCBill. Since 1998. Paid every week, on time.

Selling my house and buying a new one in a country far, far away from Canada's blind, indiscriminate tax hammer.

Goodnight, Miss Calabash. Wherever you are.

Close this account, please.