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Old 09-26-2012, 02:57 AM  
bhutocracy
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Originally Posted by DWB View Post
Hmmmmm....

Assuming it's a bad cold, one that puts me in bed for 2 or 3 days:

Cold vs Gonorrhea = Gonorrhea
Cold vs Chlamydia = Chlamydia
Cold vs Hep A = Vaccinated
Cold vs Hep B = Vaccinated
Cold vs Hep C = Cold
Cold vs Syphilis = Hard call. Depends on if I caught it early or not.
Cold vs Crabs = Only because I'm hairy... Cold
Yeah that's fine, what about herpes and warts? Warts can cause birth defects and most have all sorts of secondary effects (like penile cancer).
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