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Originally Posted by CyberHustler
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IN HONOR OF NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK
OUR LITTLE FRIEND "ROBBIE RUBBER"
REMINDS US TO.....
1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her, cover your whacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willie.
4. Before you blast her, guard your bushmaster.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
7. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
8. If you ain't gonna sack it, go home and whack it.
9. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
10. Before you bag her, sheath your dagger.
11. It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
12. If you slip between thighs, be sure to condomize.
13. Save embarassment later, cover your gator.
14. She won't get sick if you cap your dick.
15. If you go into heat, package your meat.
16. While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis.
17. Off with her pants and blouse? Suit up your trouser mouse.
18. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
19. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
20. She'll do cunnillingus with a shielded dingus,
and be into fellatio if you wrap your Horatio.
21. Before the van start rockin', be sho' yo cock get a stockin'.
22. Don't be a fool, Vulcanize your tool.
23. The right selection? Sack that erection.
24. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
25. A crank with armour will never harm her.