Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Let's see if I can get this right, being a Goy and all:

Happy Sha Na Na?
Happy Ross & Rachel?

No, no, that's not right...

Oy vey....

A JOKE FOR THE JEWISH NEW YEAR:

It was Rosh Hashanah evening. In the old Jewish neighborhood, everyone was heading to services. And on his way to synagogue, the Rabbi notices one of his neighbors - an old timer - sitting on a park bench.
"Sam. Aren't you going to services."?
"Not this year, Rabbi."
"Why not Sam? Don't you think you should ask G-d for another year of good health?"
"Rabbi. I'm ninety-three years old. Most of my friends are gone. And I have a hunch. I think that in heaven they've forgotten about me. And the last thing I want to do is remind them!"

Happy Rosh Hashana my Hebrew friends!