Rictor

Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind! --Homer Simpson

Mmmm, sacrilicious. --Homer Simpson

Oh look at me!!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way...I was being sarcastic. --Homer Simpson

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. --Homer Simpson

They have the Internet on computers, now? --Homer Simpson