Originally Posted by kane

When I was 15 I was spending the night at a friend's house. I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and it just happened to be at the same moment his mom was in the kitchen getting a drink of water. She was fully nude and clearly didn't care that I saw her.

It wasn't that she was ugly, she was decent looking and had an average body, but she had a bush that was enormous. You would need three Spanish Conquistadors and Cortes to find your way through it.

I am still haunted by that bush to this very day.