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Originally Posted by fuzebox
What makes you think you are officially in the porn industry?  |
Are you officially in porn?
Let's review against the qualifications checklist, shall we?
1. Shot a "spec" scene for a big time "producer" that promised to pay if you proved you "know what to do".
2. Sold a membership to a program that is either owned by Manwin or about to be purchased by Manwin, or was bought by Manwin and discarded to the wasteland of under-performance purgatory.
3. Launched a website but had to shut it down due to any of the following, webmaster quit and took the day job at McD, host shut you down due to inappropriate content involving things that would get you incarcerated in over 30 countries, friends and family found out and demand that you quit "doing porn", and or you realize it is actually going to involve work.
4. You realize it is actually going to involve work and still decide to continue against great odds of failing because the world definitely has some people that will still pay for seeing...
just... one more... naked... gaping... dripping... freshly fucked snatch.
5. You realize that you should be working with companies like
Homegrown Video that will earnestly help you to not make the mistakes most people make when they get into the biz.
6. You get a cease and desist on a trademark on a domain name based on a word that you can't understand or agree should be able to be trademarked as a term.
There is an honorable mention given to anyone that braves coming out of the shadows where lurkers hide from scrutiny and actually posts on GFY and gets ridiculed mercilessly.
