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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
Sired the most illegitimate children?
I *think* that I have probably conceived about 17... (Give or take a couple...) But I only recognise one of them 
You??? |
That's a lot of imaginary offspring for a 400 pound virgin to sire. If you can't find your own dick, how do expect an actual woman to find it? You've fucked no-one - and if you did, you probably killed them under the weight of your fat.