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Old 08-23-2012, 07:14 PM  
SilentKnight
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The Queen's Toast
(by McLean & McLean)


Here's to the hole that never heals
The more you rub it, the better it feels
All the soap this side of hell
Won't wash away that fishy smell

Wine, women, song and vice
Syphilis, blue-balls, crabs and lice
We've had'em all, by Jesus Christ

Gentlemen: the Queen
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