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Old 06-20-2003, 02:14 AM  
Brujah
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The Matrix: Reloaded *Abridged

This is hilarious.
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FADE IN:

EXT.
DARK, NOIR-ESQUE CITY STREET

A computer model of CARRIE-ANNE MOSS with an inhuman-looking face flies out of a window, shoots at an
agent, and is killed.

INT.
THE NEBUCHADNEZZAR - BLUE

KEANU REEVES wakes up from his nightmare. CARRIE-ANNE
MOSS, played by a human being, is laying next to him.

KEANU REEVES
Whoa.
CARRIE-ANNE MOSS
What's the matter? Did you wet the bed again?

KEANU REEVES
I had this dream. You flew out of a window in slow-motion and shot at an agent and he killed you.
CARRIE-ANNE MOSS
Well of course you dreamed that - you've gone online and watched the Matrix Reloaded trailer like fifty times in the past two days.

KEANU REEVES
Did you see the computer generated me fight all those Agent Smiths? It was awesome! I'm gonna go hack in and watch it again now.

http://ter.air0day.com/index.php?script=matrixreloaded
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