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My Corolla
I once bought a Corolla with that ugly orange. Immediately paid a guy to paint it dull blue.
Car had about 750,000 miles and tons of rust on it. I sold it to a drug dealer, who later told me it was the best car he ever owned. So boring, that he drove through many a police checkpoint and they didn't even bother to stop him.
Fuck it, if you need a car to pick up chicks. My GF dated a guy that owned 12 Rolls Royces & an Aston Martin DB5, just like in Goldfinger. She said one date with the asshole was enough.
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